… a low budget version of a Samuel L. Jackson Film

by Damian O’Connor

Clickety clack on the East Coast Mainline
The carriage is full, the trains on time
A passionate fella has a shopping bag
He reaches in and removes his swag
3 packs of rump steak on a 3 for 2 deal
And a George Foreman grill to make healthy meals
Hunger sets in with no dining cart visit
Low budget dinner, let this be it!
The funky dude plugs in his machine
It reduces fat and it’s lean and mean
The happening old geezer stands up appearing insane
Shouting “We got mother-loving steaks on this mother-loving train!”

© Damian O’Connor