by D.M. O’Connor

Harry and Floyd approached each other and initiated their well-rehearsed, convoluted and passionate greeting.

This was also known as Handshake of the Year 2017. Harry held his hand high up as Floyd took a run and a leap and made the running high-5 to initiate the HOTY 2017.

Floyd and Harry then swung their arms in opposite directions and hit the back to back Lo-5, then they hit a perfect cross arm triple 10 with a simultaneous shake of the head and blubbering of the mouth before they hit the final execution of the handshake which was a double fist bump followed by a retraction of the hands with waggling fingers while simultaneously making the sound of a bomb just as the 15.09 to London Kings Cross arrived on platform 3.

©D.M. O’Connor 2017